suspatch 

Suspatch - some lazy ass person who’s also bald and stinks ass

Person 1: Look at that nigga
Person 2: don’t you mean that suspatch?

suspatch by sillylilperson March 1, 2024

saspatch 

noun.

1. a large, hairy software patch/update, taking 10 minutes or more to load.

2. The patch of hair that forms over the drain in the shower, that often resembles the pelt of a Sasquatch.

1. Let's go out and get coffee while the Saspatch loads.

2. The saspatch over our drain indicates the possible presence of Sasquatch in our shower,

saspatch by Nicholas Holland February 4, 2008

Supatchu

The equivalent of saying "what's up?" Commonly used by scene kids or indie kids.

1:"Supatchu Rob?"
2:"Nothing much, Gene, you?"

Supatchu by xpoop123456x October 23, 2006