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subahole 

The person driving the Subaru in front of you, most typically found in and around Boulder Colorado, carefully monitoring their speed to be driving 10 mph less than the posted speed limit such that the faux golden retriever mutt that they picked up at the Humane Society doesn’t get car sick after its recent canine acupuncture treatment. A Subahole} can also be found parked indefinitely at stoplights because of their inability to move their foot from the brake petal to the accelerator before the light turns red again; caused by the confusion of the incoherent rhythms of the Phish song playing on their car stereo. This phenomenon has resulted in the common bumper sticker: “Boulder, Colorado: An Asshole Who Can’t Drive in Every Subaru”.
We will never get there on time, there are just too many Subaholes on the road today.
subahole by napalona zając June 5, 2016
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susan wojcicki 

The feminist CEO of YouTube who demonetizes people whom YT does not like.
"Condom ads are allowed on shitty little kid gaming videos, but you can't say 'frick' without being demonetized by Susan Wojcicki."
susan wojcicki by triggeredwhigger December 4, 2017

Susan Wojcicki 

Susan Wojcicki is currently the CEO of YouTube and an executive at Google. She is a "feminist" that doesn't actually protect the young female audience/minors on YouTube due to her unwillingness to remove predators such as Onision.
Damn! That Susan Wojcicki is at it again with her greediness and blatant disregard for creators and the audience.

angry susan 

When you're fucking your girl from behind while playing club penguin and dump a bottle of hot sauce in her asshole.
When it's taco night and you know you're about to get the Angry Susan.
angry susan by SlyRooster January 28, 2017

Susan Collins 

A cocktail that has been spiked or drugged for the specific purpose of unconsensual sex.
Someone gave the jungle juice the old Susan Collins. I'd steer clear unless you want to join the Upstairs Revolving Door Club.
Susan Collins by RogerBauman October 5, 2018