The person driving the Subaru in front of you, most typically found in and around Boulder Colorado, carefully monitoring their speed to be driving 10 mph less than the posted speed limit such that the faux golden retriever mutt that they picked up at the Humane Society doesn’t get car sick after its recent canine acupuncture treatment. A Subahole} can also be found [parked indefinitely at stoplights because of their inability to move their foot from the brake petal to the accelerator before the light turns red again; caused by the confusion of the incoherent rhythms of the Phish song playing on their car stereo. This phenomenon has resulted in the common bumper sticker: “Boulder, Colorado: An Asshole Who Can’t Drive in Every Subaru”.

We will never get there on time, there are just too many Subaholes on the road today.

subahole by napalona zając June 5, 2016

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susan wojcicki

The feminist CEO of YouTube who demonetizes people whom YT does not like.

"Condom ads are allowed on shitty little kid gaming videos, but you can't say 'frick' without being demonetized by Susan Wojcicki."

susan wojcicki by triggeredwhigger December 4, 2017

Susan Wojcicki

Susan Wojcicki is currently the CEO of YouTube and an executive at Google. She is a "feminist" that doesn't actually protect the young female audience/minors on YouTube due to her unwillingness to remove predators such as Onision.

Damn! That Susan Wojcicki is at it again with her greediness and blatant disregard for creators and the audience.

Susan Wojcicki by Social Injustice Exposed December 12, 2019

angry susan

When you're fucking your girl from behind while playing club penguin and dump a bottle of hot sauce in her asshole.

When it's taco night and you know you're about to get the Angry Susan.

angry susan by SlyRooster January 28, 2017

Susan Collins

A cocktail that has been spiked or drugged for the specific purpose of unconsensual sex.

Someone gave the jungle juice the old Susan Collins. I'd steer clear unless you want to join the Upstairs Revolving Door Club.

Susan Collins by RogerBauman October 5, 2018

Sushant Singh Rajput

Sushant Singh Rajput (21 January 1986 – 14 June 2020) was an Indian actor who is best known for his work in Hindi cinema. He starred in a number of commercially successful Bollywood films such as M.S. Dhoni: The Untold Story (2016), Kedarnath (2018) and Chhichhore (2019). Rajput was reportedly an avid reader who was deeply interested in astrophysics and won the National Olympiad in Physics. (Source: Wikipedia). He had 150 dreams which remained unfulfilled but he is alive in every fan who misses him every day! His fans are fighting for his justice as they believe he was murdered. Soon the truth will be out! Long live SSR!

Miss you Sushant Singh Rajput!

Sushant Singh Rajput by anonymous December 9, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026