Suprise Sex 

Also known as rape. Though some argue that hollering "Suprise" before the act of raping someone thus makes it suprise sex. a crime which is less severe than rape but is still looked down upon by; teachers, mothers, and the pope.

"suprise!"
"suprise what?"
"suprise sex bitch stop screamin'."

Suprise Sex by KEEPING January 11, 2009

suprise sex 

Sex that the recipient didn't realize they agreed to.

Chick: "Kobe totally raped me from behind. I didn't want to have sex with him. I'm calling the cops."
Lawyer: "Nah, it was just suprise sex. You were asking for it."
Chick: "Oh, cool."

suprise sex by poohbah May 24, 2006

suprise sex 

Sometimes called rape, it is the act of having sex with someone when they are not expecting it.

John gave Janet suprise sex.
"Suprise, sex!"

suprise sex by liastd November 18, 2006

Suprise Sex 

.....just think about it...say it again to your self...think....think...if you still didn't get it...its just a nice way of saying...RAPE..thats all it is..

The Predator awaits behind a bush watching a 11teen year-old girl walking down the side walk towards the bush. The Predator thinks, "oh i'm gonna give her some SUPRISE SEX and its going to be good, maybe not for her, but no doubt i'll enjoy it."

Suprise Sex by Your friendly Half Black Half Filipino DUDE August 28, 2004

suprise sex 

Waking up in bed with you partner and realizing you having sex whilst still half asleep, both unaware you were doing it.

Tara talking to Sheryl: DJ and I woke up this morning having suprise sex, I was shocked but enjoyed it very much!!

suprise sex by sheryl williams December 24, 2007

Suprise sex 

A phrase used by people who are ignorant and perpetuate rape culture.

Also known as:
Sexual assult /Rape : Sexual contact without the victims consent.

Girl:"I was raped."
Idiot who is also an asshole :"It was just suprise sex, you were asking for it."
Normal people:"That rape you asshole there is no such thing as suprise sex."

Suprise sex by Hamiltons Pseudonym July 10, 2017

Professional Suprise Sex Giver 

A rapist

Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Suprise Sex Giver.

Professional Suprise Sex Giver by JSD84848484 April 11, 2015