To leave one's terrible job with no concern for consequences. It requires leaving a terrible job: a situation, occupation or some personal or professional conflict that creates a nightmare scenario. It also requires a massively awesome action or set of actions upon your resignation, demonstrating to all and sundry that you now have absolutely no concern whatever about whether or not your ex- piece of crap company gives you a reference, whether they don't like you, whether they will talk about you, or anything else. A superquit is unsuccessful if you do something illegal on the way out and get caught. A superquit is a statement of release and freedom, a strike back against ever-increasing corporate tyranny and wage slavery.

The Setup: Your company was sold. The new owner is a hellacious little bean counter. The company culture and morale are completely ruined in a single month. No more insurance, no more IRA, no more bonuses, no more raises, no more working from home - just a lot of politics and backstabbing instead. Within two years you earn a new degree and find a new job.

The Superquit: Schedule two weeks of vacation. On your first day out of the office, log in remotely and send an email to the entire staff describing in detail the new owner's ruination of the company. Give your two weeks' notice in this email, refusing any exit interview. Take out an entire-page ad in the local newspaper telling the public to beware of them. Hire a dog walker to bring your dog into the lobby and crap on the company's floor. Then have the dog walker crap on the floor. Hire someone else to vandalize the boss's car. Spend an entire week answering scam emails with return email addresses from your old company. Post negative opinions on any website where they were mentioned. Bring all intellectual property with you to your new company - their competitor, if it cannot be proven where it came from. Contact all the clients you used to service, to let them know you're now at another company. In 4 years, the old company will be of business.

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supercut

A fast-paced montage of short video clips that obsessively isolates a single element from its source, usually a word, phrase, or cliche from film and TV.

To show how lazy the Titanic screenwriters were, I made a supercut showing every time the characters said "Jack" and "Rose."

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supermoto hooligan

Usually found in urban environments, the supermoto hooligan is a supermoto rider who uses his/her supermoto skillfully and creatively to traverse through urban traffic.

Supermoto hooligans are prone to streaks of exhibitionism and are often seen riding on 1 wheel.

Did you see that supermoto hooligan pull that stoppie all the way down the street?

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supermudshark

A gigantic mudshark. A white chic who just gets her pussy pounded relentlessly by trains of black guys and most likely is with zebra foal (or if not with zebra foal has a hard of zebra colts and zebra fillies).

"Wow, that bartender is a supermudshark with five (5) zebra foals...about 2 zebra colts and 3 zebra fillies I hear with four (4) different Mandingos."

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Superultrabitchcunt

When one real word just can't express your extreme annoyance with a female coworker who is always getting herself involved where she doesn't belong, screwing things up because she doesn't know what she's talking about and general being awful, you know she's a superultrabitchcunt.

You're the only person who I don't mind working from home because I'd rather not see your face or hear your voice, you superultrabitchcunt.

Superultrabitchcunt by TheOtherCoWorker April 8, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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