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superglue sally 

A woman's coochie that is so tight that when a man enters his male genitalia into it, it cannot be pulled out. It becomes stuck to the walls of the woman's vagina, and 100% chance of ejaculation occurs, due to the extreme sexual sensation to the penis. Therefore, a woman with such a cooch is deemed in possession of a superglue sally.
guy #1: yo, why you in the hospital?
guy #2: I had sex with a superglue sally last night. That thing almost took off my entire penis.

superblunt

A sheet of blunt paper that is used to roll extreme amounts of chronic in.(smoked on special occasions ie. slow tuesdays or on 420)
TALAJ- how much we gona put in that superblunt
VALDEZ- probably around 15 grams or more
TALAJ- sparks? :D
superblunt by talaj May 14, 2007

SuperGlueologist 

A person who is an expert at
making ANY repair of ANY OBJECT
with the use of SuperGlue.
My friend insists that he is
a Superglueologist, as he can--and
will--fix anything broken by using
SuperGlue on it.
SuperGlueologist by keakasmom August 24, 2008

Superbueno 

When something, be it a person, object, or idea is awesome/badass.
Inglorious Basterds was superbueno.
Superbueno by Dean Manson September 12, 2009

Superglue 

A condition where couples literally can't stop spending all their time together and consistently skank their friends off over a given period of time.
Joe: Hey Frank, what do you think Marseille is up to tonight? Do you think he's game for drinks down the White Horse?

Frank: Dunno man, but that kids got some serious superglue issues...
Superglue by cookoomashu October 16, 2010

superbleeder 

someone who wears a superman shirt, but bleeds from the chestplate when you shoot him.
Don't wear that shirt, wear a shirt that says i bleed from the chestplate if you shoot me, and i wont shoot you, superbleeder.
superbleeder by kodi_bear October 21, 2005