The mother of all water pistols. Super soakers were the first pressurised toy water guns on the market and first appeared in the early 90's. early models included the SS50 and SS100. originaly made by larami now made by hasbro. the most powerful model ever was the CPS 2000 which was supposedly withdrawn from sale after someone lost an eye
by Alastair Gregg March 18, 2005
When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Take a water gun and jizz inside of it. Then squirt it all over your girl and scream like the kids in the super soaker commercials.
"My girl wanted a super soaker last night, I had to use the water gun from your bedroom." "Fuck you."
by maxwantsjustice May 12, 2011
A really big wet dream. Not just big either...super big. The type of thing you brag about to everyone you know.
Jimmy: "Hey mom, guess what! I had a super soaker last night, I woke up with a giant cum-beard and my belly was wet. I can't wait to tell everyone!"
by Urban Dictionary May 23, 2005
When a girl has a really wett pussy. It be so wet that when you touch her pussy ya fingers slip and slide.
by Keezyboo August 25, 2007
an extremely loose bowel movement in that the said movement comes out like a brown jet of water in the style of a "super soaker"
me and fash were digging for worms when he got caught short on the beach, with nowhere to run he fired a super soaker that covered the beach in his runny shat
by davethejag November 17, 2008
A pussy so wet and so voluptuous, it just hit different. This isnt your typical WAP, this is something more. That wet wet drip drip that makes you say fuck, I want a kid.
by SRM13 November 09, 2020
The Mother: Last night little Suzie peed her pants while sleeping and the pee destroyed the mattress! There was urine leaking from underneath the mattress when she was through with it.
The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.
The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.
by ZCMC April 01, 2009