sundialing

The cathardic act of throwing shade at people born after the year 2000 who can't read an analog clock.

There is nothing more amusing than sundialing a zoomer when their phone is dead.

sundialing by dressingtothe9s February 19, 2025

Sun Dialing 

To use shadows cast on buildings outside your office window to calculate when it’s time to put money in your meter.

“When that shadow crosses that window, through sun dialing, I'll know that I gotta go feed the meter.”

Sun Dialing by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

sundaying 

is the act of proving sunday the origin of the problem and proving that if sunday did not exist then there would not be that problem. Mike is the 'Head Sundayer'. Anyone can 'sunday it', however it must be approved by the 'Head Sundayer' before it is actually 'sundayed'

Tim was sundaying pretension, when he was informed by a rather pretentious person that pretension is not a problem.

sundaying by Chris Withrow July 29, 2008

Shit Sandaling 

Going to a friend's house for the first time and taking a shit just to realize they have no toilet paper, so you proceed to sneakily abduct and use one their sandals to wipe your ass.

(Walking out of bathroom) "Hey man, I just got done shit sandaling!"

Shit Sandaling by Penis in Your Orange Juice September 9, 2013

sunnilingus 

the act of cunnilingus when the risk of sunburn to the clit and/or vulva is high

oral sex positions are important on the boat, she doesn’t want to suffer from sunnilingus

sunnilingus by huntitkillitskinit April 20, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020