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suitcase of courage

A ridiculous metaphor used by certain individuals of an English descent to describe a phenomenal performance on a bicycle. It is typically only used by those who have zero grasp on reality, and are in complete denial that the truth means anything to them personally.

Punctuated typically by the use of the incorrect name of the individual being referred to, and usually corrected by a sidekick.
Lance Armstrong is digging deep in his suitcase of courage to drop whathisforeignsoundingnamethatIcan'tpronounce" "Wait Phil, that's not Lance, that's Floyd Landis
suitcase of courage by UCI Overlord November 24, 2011
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Suitcase of Courage

A theme for those that want more out of life. Those that search out their fears and have their bags packed full of courage to conquer them.
That guy just ran with the bulls, holy snaps he must have a huge suitcase of courage.
Suitcase of Courage by bigmare March 2, 2015

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026