suicyclist

One who, while dressed in brightly coloured silly clothes and an inadequate helmet, rides a (racing) bicycle (often in heavy urban or rush-hour traffic) at high speed and without signls, as if they have no interest in their own safety or that of others, and genuinely wish to die as soon as possible in a multi-vehicle collision of their own making. They invariably look offended if forced to give way to cars, whatever the circumstances. See also kamikaze.

"I nearly got T-boned by a Suicyclist running a red light in my way in this morning".

by Eighth of Seven January 8, 2007

Suicycling

The act of cycling in perilous situations where a serious/fatal injury is highly likely.

Suicycling.

by McJive December 23, 2010

suicycling

To ride your bicycle in a very dangerous way, direction or area of town without brakes.
esp. without helmet, the wrong way down a one way street, on the freeway, or in Houston, TX.

If I had any sense I quit suicycling everywhere I go.

by Cavanaugh July 5, 2008