When a gay man and his partner engage in anal buttfucking. One partner lathers up the other with peanut butter and the deep penetration creates a loud suction noise during while having butt sex.
Larry: hey Rich, I keep hearing a loud suction noise coming from the closer of M4. Almost like a suction noise
Rich: hmmmm, I just saw Nelson and Clay in M4 ten minutes ago. Clay was carrying a large jar of peanut butter.
Larry: interesting, that noise could be the peanut butter suction we are hearing…
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.