sucrate 

An adjective.A teen boy or girl starts liking philosophy during mid puberty.

Saitama is now a sucrate.

sucrate by Anonymous 1o March 26, 2019

Socrateez Nuts

The enlightened philosophy, or abstract art, of metaphysically and vigorously sucking one's fat meaty cock whilst unlocking the secrets of yo gurl

Joe: Yo I was hangin at Aristotles house yesterday and he asked me to Socrateez Nuts
Ben Dover: Damn that shit's boofy

Socrateez Nuts by madboofy January 8, 2020

Socrates 

The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.

Socrates obviously knows that it's you.

Socrates by Frunklin October 21, 2010

scrated 

When a person intakes a large amount of THC in a short period of time and forgets where they are

Damn I smoked way too much, I'm so scrated

scrated by Trizzy4476 April 27, 2017

Socrates 

Socrates was an ancient Greek philosopher who is widely credited for laying the foundation for Western philosophy.

Rubin: "Socrates - he was like the Vince McMahon of philosophy, he started it all."

Socrates by AndTheCrowdGoesWild October 6, 2006

socrates 

An ancient greek philosopher who lived from 470-399 bc. He revolutionized western thinking, and was known for asking "why" in many discussions.He was convicted and put to death for corrupting the youth in Athens, during which he cooperated with the law, and did not denying his beliefs. He is also known for being the teacher of Plato

"I know you won't believe me, but the highest form of Human Excellence is to question oneself and others."
-Socrates

socrates by frsky July 29, 2007

Socrates 

Going socrates is when somebody youre talking to starts to question things that are obvious to shift blame away from themselves when they are guilty. They take on the veneer of a philosopher to confuse the matter instead of owning up to the truth.

And some of you need to remember, this is not an encyclopedia. These other definitions have no place here. We have the rest of the internet to learn about socrates.

Derek: "Hey, remember that time when you were totally fucking drunk and almost wrecked when you drove home?"

Saul: "I wasnt that drunk, I mean what is drunk anyways? Is it five beers, or fifteen? Is it being loud and having fun, or passed out pissing yourself?"

Derek: "Oh god, its socrates again..."

Socrates by dauman January 7, 2010