sucky sucky 5 dollah!

NOT ORIGINALLY FROM SOUTH PARk, Hails from full metal jacket, during the scene with pvt. joker and rafterman are sitting outside a cafe and a vietnamese prostitute offers them her services, shortly after.. rafterman gets his camera stolen

Prostitute: hey solja boy, you looking for a good time?
pvt. joker: How much for the two us?

Prostitute: 25 dowah, me love you long time

pvt. joker: 15 dollars is all my mom allows me to spend!

prostitute: 15 dowah ok 15 dowah, sucky sucky 5 dollah! me love you long time

(to rafterman)pvtjoker: you know have these dink whores are serving officers in the vietcong army

sucky sucky 5 dollah! by HungryHerb July 24, 2010

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Suck my 5 dollar footlong

1.Used when other comebacks just won`t work.

2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.

Bill: Pwned Nub choke on my throat yogurt you cum dumpster.

Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.

Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!

Suck my 5 dollar footlong by Barkley-von-snouser October 3, 2008

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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