A giant green monster that spends most of its days laying underneath the beds of little boys only to emerge at night while they sleep to do the dirty work.
Jose was sparred by the Penis Sucking Chode Monster under his bed because his nasty uncircumcised johnson was too disgusting, even for the filthy beast.
by $$C-MONEY$$ July 01, 2011
mugGet the Penis Sucking Chode Monstermug.
Someone who thinks that they are the shit but instead should eat shit
Dan: Hey paul i got invited to the big party cause im cool
Paul: dan stop being a cock sucking chode blower ya fat cunt
by Bigdaddykooni April 27, 2017
mugGet the cock sucking chode blowermug.

suck on a chode

suck a small and wide dick
"hi fredrik, why dont you go and suck on a chode" suck on a chode
by willdic April 26, 2016
mugGet the suck on a chodemug.
National Suck A Chode Day occurs on July 7th.
Anyone can suck a Chode.
Tom: "Dude, did u hear what tomorrow is?"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"
by HappyDICKS10075 July 06, 2017
mugGet the National Suck A Chode Daymug.