sucks boots 

A nicer, school friendly, way to say ' sucks balls '.

Person 1: My English teacher gave me so much homework today
Person 2: Wow, that really sucks boots

sucks boots by Ben Dover #1 September 21, 2022

Suck Me Boots

Tall but not that tall, tight footwear worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women and some gay men, who wish to send the signal "eat/suck me".
Generally, the boots extend to calf level, but depending on height they may also reach a bit lower than the calf.
Leather is the traditional material, while latex or other shiny material signals a female or gay man ready to rut.
Obviously, these boots are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a short mini-skirt, hot pants or mini-shorts, furthering the "eat/suck me" signal.

Ex. 1: Look at Simon with his skin-tight tank top, shades, mini-shorts and his white leather suck me boots.. he just screams "suck me!"

Ex. 2: Look at Natasha with her super low-rise mini-skirt, cut-off tank top and her black latex suck me boots, god she just yells out "EAT ME!"

Suck Me Boots by Markkyto December 27, 2008