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If your suffocating, just breathe.

Wise words. Listen to me.
If your suffocating, just breathe. : It means to stop freaking out while you slowly die and just calm the fuck down and breathe.

Angry russian Suffocating Hell Slap 

where​ you take a girl by her pussy​ lips,​ sqeez​e em toget​her with a pair of vice grips​,​ hold her off the groun​d by her hair and a piece​ of rope,​ shove​ a sword​ down her throa​t and say " what would​ you do for a klond​ike bar bitch​!​"​
Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.

Suffocating the Duck

When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internal fragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.
Aw man I walked in on my Mrs suffocating the Duck last night

suffocating banana 

When you are eating a banana and some gets stuck in your throat making you feel like you are suffocating.
1.Shouting 'Suffocating Banana' when some banana gets stuck in your throat
2.That was a suffocating banana!

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026