suck on my nine

this is a euphemisim for "suck my dick" considering that most guys think that 9 inches is the ideal length.

"what do you want to do tonight?"

"suck on my nine bitch"

"you're an asshole"

by beavuhh October 16, 2009

suck my nine

1. To get shot with a 9mm.
2. To suck a 9 in. penis.

SUCK MY NINE, BITCH! * bang bang *

by whonow June 24, 2007

suck my nine

A euphemism for "suck my dick" - nine is generally considered the ideal length for a man's schwanz.

Jake: You are fat.
Sarah: Suck my nine bitch!

by tainted2788 May 17, 2006