sturd

nerd (nurd) + stud = sturd

"wow he got an A and that test AND he scored 24 lastnight!"
"what a sturd night"

by john jacob jingle himershitface March 26, 2008

Sturding

Standing while voiding one's bowels

Sometimes when I can't find a shitter, I just stand there and start sturding.

by ifeelwaysaboutthings October 1, 2010

STURD

A word hybrid combining the words "stupid" and "turd".

NOUN.

EXAMPLE: Charles keeps biting the erasers off my pencils and denying it! He is a sturd!

EXAMPLE #2: Jeanie knows all the words to songs by REO Speedwagon. She is a sturd!

EXAMPLE #3: Cody has a stone cold beaver. She is a sturd.

by sarahwords November 2, 2010

Sturd

An extremely hot and steamy poop. A poop that brings the toilet water close to it's boiling point.

Jeez I had to get up off of the toilet after that sturd, my butt started sweating.

by Chonkitito June 16, 2022

Sturd

Someone who believes they are a stud but they're a turd.

Nicholas Cage, Donald, and Drake are super sturds and probably think it's cool to be a sturd.

by Bigbeeboo September 16, 2022

sturd

One of those stubborn turds that just wont come out.Or one muleheaded dipshit.

I'm sitting on the john with a sturd and thinking about what a sturd that new president is gonna be.

by pussy bee December 10, 2024