When two or more possible cases remain in a PURELY SUBJECTIVE state of superpositional paradoxical flux from the standpoint of a given observer, while totally and tangibly being absolutely one way or the other in the physical world and/or the consensus subjective understanding of others.

Felix: If I throw a ball over the fence and never see where it goes, it could literally be ANYWHERE, because every position it could occupy would be in superposition!
John: That is where you are wrong, dear Felix. For the ball would only travel where it actually travels, whether you're aware of it or not. It wouldn't be in a quantum superpositional state, it would merely be in stupidposition with you. Because you have no way of knowing.
Felix: Yes! It cannot be known! Superposition!
John: No. YOU cannot know it. Stupidposition.
Felix: Ah. I stand corrected.

stupidposition by scrappy_poozman September 1, 2013

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STUPIDICITY

What Stupidissives practice: e.g., ‘God is a white racist.’

Obama exhibited a high level of STUPIDICITY when he said that if he had a son he would look like Travon.

STUPIDICITY by Oddle Sines September 1, 2013

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stupideocity

The combination of stupidity, determination, and sheer refusal to give up that somehow results in accomplishing something that probably should have been done the easy way.

“I spent hours typing Python code into an X96 TV box one keystroke at a time instead of transferring the file properly through ssh, that's not stubbornness—that's stupideocity.”

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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