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stupid drunk 

One who acts like a complete ass and is a constant burden to his friends after drinking cheap homeless man booze. Also has the same characteristic of a cheese dick.
Hey joey stop being a stupid drunk.
stupid drunk by sardonica July 30, 2008

stupid drink 

1 oz. 1980's John Hughes male antagonist haircut.
2 oz. Peanut butter (low budget dog commercial formula) for the presenters mouths
1.5 oz. of vagueness and outdated 1990's spokespeople

A dash of unfair CEO influence

Serve on ice and garnish with the indignation of the NSAC
that stupid drink is going to be hard to swallow
stupid drink by really?? June 5, 2009

stupid drink 

The drink between drinking and drinking too much.
The drink between awesome ideas and awesomely bad ideas.
The drink that ends your night quicker than picking a fight with the bouncer.
You know you're at your stupid drink when:

-You can't taste your beer.
-You are staring at yourself with a stupid grin in the bathroom mirror.
-Your shot is on fire.
-You're slurring your words.
-You're dancing with an inanimate object.
-You're standing in front of a tattoo shop.
-Someone just ordered the second round of kamikazes.
-You just told someone, "I love you, man."
-You are dancing and you think you look good.
-You are talking about racism, religion, politics, or philosophy.
-You are singing to a terrible song on the radio and you think you are impressing people because you know the words.
-You think you can leap tall buildings and outrun trains.
stupid drink by realpizzaranman September 21, 2009

stupiddrunkfuck

When you are so fucking drunk you fuck a TOTALLY ugly chick and really regret doing so.
Bro i was so drunk last night that I fucked CASEY!

Jesus, stupiddrunkfuck.

Tell me about it...

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026