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stupid drunk 

One who acts like a complete ass and is a constant burden to his friends after drinking cheap homeless man booze. Also has the same characteristic of a cheese dick.
Hey joey stop being a stupid drunk.
stupid drunk by sardonica July 30, 2008

stupid drink 

1 oz. 1980's John Hughes male antagonist haircut.
2 oz. Peanut butter (low budget dog commercial formula) for the presenters mouths
1.5 oz. of vagueness and outdated 1990's spokespeople

A dash of unfair CEO influence

Serve on ice and garnish with the indignation of the NSAC
that stupid drink is going to be hard to swallow
stupid drink by really?? June 5, 2009

stupid drink 

The drink between drinking and drinking too much.
The drink between awesome ideas and awesomely bad ideas.
The drink that ends your night quicker than picking a fight with the bouncer.
You know you're at your stupid drink when:

-You can't taste your beer.
-You are staring at yourself with a stupid grin in the bathroom mirror.
-Your shot is on fire.
-You're slurring your words.
-You're dancing with an inanimate object.
-You're standing in front of a tattoo shop.
-Someone just ordered the second round of kamikazes.
-You just told someone, "I love you, man."
-You are dancing and you think you look good.
-You are talking about racism, religion, politics, or philosophy.
-You are singing to a terrible song on the radio and you think you are impressing people because you know the words.
-You think you can leap tall buildings and outrun trains.
stupid drink by realpizzaranman September 21, 2009

stupiddrunkfuck

When you are so fucking drunk you fuck a TOTALLY ugly chick and really regret doing so.
Bro i was so drunk last night that I fucked CASEY!

Jesus, stupiddrunkfuck.

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026