You know you're at your stupid drink when:
-You can't taste your beer.
-You are staring at yourself with a stupid grin in the bathroom mirror.
-Your shot is on fire.
-You're slurring your words.
-You're dancing with an
inanimate object.
-You're standing in front of a tattoo shop.
-Someone just ordered the second round of kamikazes.
-You just told someone, "
I love you, man."
-You are dancing and you think
you look good.
-You are talking about racism, religion, politics, or philosophy.
-You are singing to a terrible song on the radio and you think you are impressing people because you know the words.
-You think you can leap tall buildings and outrun trains.