The
drink between drinking and drinking too much.
The drink between awesome ideas and awesomely bad ideas.
The drink that ends your
night quicker than picking a fight with the
bouncer.
You know you're at your
stupid drink when:
-You can't taste your beer.
-You are staring at yourself with a
stupid grin in the bathroom mirror.
-Your shot is on
fire.
-You're slurring your words.
-You're dancing with an inanimate object.
-You're standing in front of a tattoo shop.
-Someone just ordered the second round of kamikazes.
-You just told someone, "I love you, man."
-You are dancing and you think you look good.
-You are talking about racism,
religion, politics, or philosophy.
-You are singing to a terrible song on the radio and you think you are impressing people because you know the words.
-You think you can leap tall buildings and outrun trains.