stupid ass entrants 

lame entrants that post definitions about either:

a- their "loud and skanky" group of friends
b- their lame ass boy friend
c- or their lame ass girlfriend
d- an enemy of theirs that they'll eventually end up forgetting about because they're in high school and nobody cares
e- their fake gang
f- their level of skankiness
g- how great of a person they are
h- their fucking world of warcraft character

these entries are constantly denied by us editors. we even make fun of those who attempt to submit their entry in the chat because we know how damn long it took them to type up their stupid fucking entry, and we simply hit one button to cast it into oblivion, never to be seen again.

there also must be an LOL inserted in every definition, and is almost certainly required to have shitty grammar come with it

a- megan and katelen: loud group of friends who are great. can get out of control sometimes LOL and go back and have hot sex. LOUD

b- greg shithead: the best boyfriend ever LOL. always around. does cool stuff with his great girl friend, jane crap-for-brains

c- jane crap-for-brains: my amazing girlfriend. she's hot LOL

d- joe my-stupid-ass-enemy: my enemy in high school. he's a cunt and a jerk wad. likes to eat crap. LOL

e- west side shit lickers: gang straight out of arizona. don't let the suburbs fool you, they're tough shit and won't take shitty shit from no shit. LOL means badasssxxzz fukerz

f- jonie: SKANKY SLUT LOL

g- larry lame-brains: a great person. he's always donating his money....LOL..to charity. overall a great person who gives great hugs in the hallway.

h- sewperdewd69LOL: LOL MY GAMER HAS THE NUMBER 69! A BADASS MAGE WHO HAS HEALING POWERS AND CASTS LEVEL 30 MAGIC SPELLS AND A LEVEL 2 CANNON and LOLOLOOL APART OF THE CUNT-CLAN LOL

editor: wow i'm going to deny everyone of these stupid ass entrants

stupid ass entrants by Alfons Richter February 21, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012