7 definitions by Alfons Richter
lame entrants that post definitions about either:
a- their "loud and skanky" group of friends
b- their lame ass boy friend
c- or their lame ass girlfriend
d- an enemy of theirs that they'll eventually end up forgetting about because they're in high school and nobody cares
e- their fake gang
f- their level of skankiness
g- how great of a person they are
h- their fucking world of warcraft character
these entries are constantly denied by us editors. we even make fun of those who attempt to submit their entry in the chat because we know how damn long it took them to type up their stupid fucking entry, and we simply hit one button to cast it into oblivion, never to be seen again.
there also must be an LOL inserted in every definition, and is almost certainly required to have shitty grammar come with it
a- their "loud and skanky" group of friends
b- their lame ass boy friend
c- or their lame ass girlfriend
d- an enemy of theirs that they'll eventually end up forgetting about because they're in high school and nobody cares
e- their fake gang
f- their level of skankiness
g- how great of a person they are
h- their fucking world of warcraft character
these entries are constantly denied by us editors. we even make fun of those who attempt to submit their entry in the chat because we know how damn long it took them to type up their stupid fucking entry, and we simply hit one button to cast it into oblivion, never to be seen again.
there also must be an LOL inserted in every definition, and is almost certainly required to have shitty grammar come with it
a- megan and katelen: loud group of friends who are great. can get out of control sometimes LOL and go back and have hot sex. LOUD
b- greg shithead: the best boyfriend ever LOL. always around. does cool stuff with his great girl friend, jane crap-for-brains
c- jane crap-for-brains: my amazing girlfriend. she's hot LOL
d- joe my-stupid-ass-enemy: my enemy in high school. he's a cunt and a jerk wad. likes to eat crap. LOL
e- west side shit lickers: gang straight out of arizona. don't let the suburbs fool you, they're tough shit and won't take shitty shit from no shit. LOL means badasssxxzz fukerz
f- jonie: SKANKY SLUT LOL
g- larry lame-brains: a great person. he's always donating his money....LOL..to charity. overall a great person who gives great hugs in the hallway.
h- sewperdewd69LOL: LOL MY GAMER HAS THE NUMBER 69! A BADASS MAGE WHO HAS HEALING POWERS AND CASTS LEVEL 30 MAGIC SPELLS AND A LEVEL 2 CANNON and LOLOLOOL APART OF THE CUNT-CLAN LOL
editor: wow i'm going to deny everyone of these stupid ass entrants
b- greg shithead: the best boyfriend ever LOL. always around. does cool stuff with his great girl friend, jane crap-for-brains
c- jane crap-for-brains: my amazing girlfriend. she's hot LOL
d- joe my-stupid-ass-enemy: my enemy in high school. he's a cunt and a jerk wad. likes to eat crap. LOL
e- west side shit lickers: gang straight out of arizona. don't let the suburbs fool you, they're tough shit and won't take shitty shit from no shit. LOL means badasssxxzz fukerz
f- jonie: SKANKY SLUT LOL
g- larry lame-brains: a great person. he's always donating his money....LOL..to charity. overall a great person who gives great hugs in the hallway.
h- sewperdewd69LOL: LOL MY GAMER HAS THE NUMBER 69! A BADASS MAGE WHO HAS HEALING POWERS AND CASTS LEVEL 30 MAGIC SPELLS AND A LEVEL 2 CANNON and LOLOLOOL APART OF THE CUNT-CLAN LOL
editor: wow i'm going to deny everyone of these stupid ass entrants
by Alfons Richter October 17, 2008
usually used with the words "I suppose...." before "these things happen." A phrase which is similar to shit happens and it is what it is. This expression, though, implies that the action that caused the saying of the phrase was so hopelessly terrible to the speaker, that him/her don't have anything to say, and use it as a means of justifying the terrible event.
by Alfons Richter April 3, 2008
A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.
by Alfons Richter April 9, 2008
A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.
by Alfons Richter April 9, 2008
Someone, female or male, who has a depression (aka sag) in either their breasts or hindquarters. It is usually used towards younger people, as old people tend to sag most of the time, and it is generally assumed that they sag anyway.
One who sags.
One who sags.
See that sagster over there? Man, her bra's really holding her up, if that wasn't there, she'd be dragging along the floor.
by Alfons Richter April 2, 2008
A bathroom brake that ultimately results in just farting a lot. Usually the person who is having the toot session needs to poop and only farts come up.
dude 1: man, do you hear dude 2 in the bathroom having a toot session?
dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.
dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.
by Alfons Richter April 14, 2008
verb- to take a huge crap, struggle while taking it, and have it come back for a second round.
comes from the movie Mulan, in which they fight the huns in a difficult battle, and then the huge avalanche comes, which is the significance of the huge crap. The the huns come back for a second round after being buried in mounds of snow (crap) and don't give up.
comes from the movie Mulan, in which they fight the huns in a difficult battle, and then the huge avalanche comes, which is the significance of the huge crap. The the huns come back for a second round after being buried in mounds of snow (crap) and don't give up.
person 1- man that chili is hot and chunky.
person 2- your going to fight the huns tonight for sure.
person 2- your going to fight the huns tonight for sure.
by Alfons Richter May 23, 2008