stunned mullet

a. in complete bewilderment or astonishment
b. in a state of inertia
very common in Australia

"Like a stunned mullet" "He just stood there like a stunned mullet"

by mullet man 25 April 3, 2008

stunned mullet

A lesbian taken by surprise.

When Tamsin learned that DeShonda wasn't moving in on the second date, Tamsin was a stunned mullet.

by The Section on Lesbiatrics December 19, 2008

stunned mullet

A shit found floating in the surf

As Shane was catching a wave he noticed a stunned mullet floating by

by toilet mouth October 30, 2003

Stunned Muller

Mouth wide open, struggling to find words, clueless

I asked him a simple question and he was a stunned Muller

by ArrestJK June 2, 2020

Stuned mullet

just a funny thing were u wiggle your body while your jumping and land on your tummy prefably in a pool or on a bed.

go out and do it. its fun and funny

oi chuck a stuned mullet

by Talon May 31, 2004

Stunned Mullets

An Australian drinking game that involves heavy drinking, gross indecency and public humilaition.

Often involving horrible dares, Never have i ever statements and most likely too votes.

Bob "Should we play Stunned Mullets?"
Darren " Fuck man, last time i played that i got so fucking sloshed i ended up shaving my hair into a mullet"

by Steven Bradberry October 24, 2020