STUMP

Stupid Trainee Unformiliar with Military Procedures

Stump is a name used for Soldiers that are still in training and do stupid things.

"You are a real Stump!"

by Drill Sgt Clark November 11, 2009

Stump

Someone who has a stubby dick

Look at his pants, he must be a Stump

by Cinghram97 November 1, 2016

stump

A girl who is physically attractive, yet is lacking in peronality. Attemping to hold a conversation with a tree stump would be equally interesting.

That chick is fine, but hot damn.. what a stump!

by Sam K. June 2, 2004

Stump

Dumbass, stupid, and doesn't know shit.

That freaking Stump doesn't know who OJ Simpson is.

by Smartest Person Ever August 6, 2015

Stumped

A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.

Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?

I stumped her!

by The Real Shwa May 18, 2009

Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!

by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005

stumping

A sexual act of penatration (vaginal or anal) involving an amputated limb.

I walked into the restroom at the club last night, and caught these two chicks stumping in one of the stalls.

by Madronin September 14, 2008