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Stumpism 

The study and appreciation of Stumps. Stumps are often ignored and rarely make the news. But there are a growing number of people becoming aware of their significance. Not only was a Stump once very possibly a mighty tree, the word "Stump" can now entail the description of a vertically challenged Human Being.
#1. When running naked through the Forest, pay close attention to Stumps.

#2. That girl is one sporty little Stump.

#3. When I go to college, I am going to study Stumpism and spread awareness and tolerance of this natural and beautiful phenomenon.
Stumpism by oldcaligirl October 10, 2011
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Look at those stumpers, they are so short...i'd like to kick them.
Stumpers by Gablenn 1029 October 30, 2010

stumpiest grumbo 

A Stumpy Grumbo is similar in behavior to someone you may refer to as a Cluppy. However they tend to act much Stumpier and like a Grumbo.
"Out of all the Grumbos, you have got to be the Stumpiest Grumbo."
stumpiest grumbo by FizzTheFox September 26, 2023

Stumpyism 

To make mistakes when typing words because you’ve got fat thumbs, the word derives from Stumpy on Royal Match.
His grammar is atrocious, it must be a case of Stumpyism!
Stumpyism by Dib.Dab April 2, 2025
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026