The study and appreciation of Stumps. Stumps are often ignored and rarely make the news. But there are a growing number of people becoming aware of their significance. Not only was a Stump once very possibly a mighty tree, the word "Stump" can now entail the description of a vertically challenged Human Being.
#1. When running naked through the Forest, pay close attention to Stumps.
#2. That girl is one sporty little Stump.
#3. When I go to college, I am going to study Stumpism and spread awareness and tolerance of this natural and beautiful phenomenon.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'