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Stumpism 

The study and appreciation of Stumps. Stumps are often ignored and rarely make the news. But there are a growing number of people becoming aware of their significance. Not only was a Stump once very possibly a mighty tree, the word "Stump" can now entail the description of a vertically challenged Human Being.
#1. When running naked through the Forest, pay close attention to Stumps.

#2. That girl is one sporty little Stump.

#3. When I go to college, I am going to study Stumpism and spread awareness and tolerance of this natural and beautiful phenomenon.
Stumpism by oldcaligirl October 10, 2011
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stussyism 

To speak in teacher terms that only stussy would say.
"you might be thinking that is a stussyism, but it is a real word"
stussyism by likepingpongbam10 January 7, 2021
how a mexican person says stump which means penis
starla: “all dicks are ugly, they look like stumps”
matiya: “lmaooo”
starla: “STUMPEIS”
stumpeis by usuckcocks69 August 13, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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