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stump break 

Stump break is the same as stump bust except it is commonly done on the farm and to farm animals when they're still young. It's the act of tying a horse, cow, or other farm animal to a tree or stump so they cannot get away and mounting them sexually.
Dad: Boy, we've got a long day of work today. We've gotta stump break 5 colts and that mule today.
Son: But dad, I just fucked 7 calfs yesterday.
stump break by eddievanhoglen August 10, 2006

stump breaking 

When an individual living the state of Texas, stand upright on a tree stump so as to position his groinal area close to and engage in a sexual manifestation of penile nastiness with a COW.
My penis is covered in fly larva because of my promiscuous actions while stump breaking last weekend.
stump breaking by Wamba September 15, 2003

Goat Stump Breaking 

It is when you tie a goat to a stump and fuck it to death.
Lee is sick, you know he went Goat Stump Breaking yesterday?

Stump Breakin 

When a penis equipped person stands on a stump wearing rubber boots and places the front two hooves of a quadaped on the ground and the rear the hooves in his boots and has relations with said hot goat. 🐻😍
George: I'm gonna head out.

Levi: You goin stump breakin?
Stump Breakin by TooPeaceDark September 26, 2018

stump breaker

You take your girl out on a picnic after you eat. You hand her a chain saw have her cut the tree down then you bend her over that stump and pound that pussy.
Chance did a stump breaker on Sunday with that new girl Marysa.
stump breaker by Wilbur P. Bennett September 14, 2020

slumpbreaker 

usually an ugly or easy woman.... to break the dry spell or "slump" that you are in not getting any ass!!
I had not been laid in 6 months, so last night I went home with a slumpbreaker to keep my mind right!
slumpbreaker by styme November 10, 2008
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