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Stump break is the same as stump bust except it is commonly done on the farm and to farm animals when they're still young. It's the act of tying a horse, cow, or other farm animal to a tree or stump so they cannot get away and mounting them sexually.

Dad: Boy, we've got a long day of work today. We've gotta stump break 5 colts and that mule today.
Son: But dad, I just fucked 7 calfs yesterday.

stump break by eddievanhoglen August 10, 2006

stump breaking

When an individual living the state of Texas, stand upright on a tree stump so as to position his groinal area close to and engage in a sexual manifestation of penile nastiness with a COW.

My penis is covered in fly larva because of my promiscuous actions while stump breaking last weekend.

stump breaking by Wamba September 15, 2003

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Goat Stump Breaking

It is when you tie a goat to a stump and fuck it to death.

Lee is sick, you know he went Goat Stump Breaking yesterday?

Goat Stump Breaking by Hugo-Sticky Tits October 7, 2010

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Stump Breakin

When a penis equipped person stands on a stump wearing rubber boots and places the front two hooves of a quadaped on the ground and the rear the hooves in his boots and has relations with said hot goat. 🐻😍

George: I'm gonna head out.

Levi: You goin stump breakin?

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stump breaker

You take your girl out on a picnic after you eat. You hand her a chain saw have her cut the tree down then you bend her over that stump and pound that pussy.

Chance did a stump breaker on Sunday with that new girl Marysa.

stump breaker by Wilbur P. Bennett September 14, 2020

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slumpbreaker

usually an ugly or easy woman.... to break the dry spell or "slump" that you are in not getting any ass!!

I had not been laid in 6 months, so last night I went home with a slumpbreaker to keep my mind right!

slumpbreaker by styme November 10, 2008

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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