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A person whose actions or statements are so profoundly incompetent or clueless that it is impossible to determine whether the behavior stems from genuine stupidity or deliberate malice, deceit, or harmful intent. The two explanations become functionally indistinguishable.
“Our IT director is a textbook stultimal—every system outage could be either breathtaking ignorance or a quiet act of sabotage.”

Don’t bother debating that stultimal on the committee; you’ll never know if they’re brain-dead or just evil.”

“Only a true stultimal could lose three major clients in one quarter and still get promoted.”
stultimal by TG_Destroyer June 2, 2026
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stufimal 

Short for "stuffed animal", a favorite accouterment of Generation X.
Hang on, little Bobby's got to get his favorite stufimal before we can leave.
stufimal by Loadmaster July 22, 2016
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Smultimate 

A shortened term for Smash Ultimate
Friend 1: Hey, wanna play sone smultimate?
Friend 2: Dude just call it smash.
Friend 1: Hey. Fuck you.
Smultimate by Am3ricanSniper April 4, 2019

srutimala 

She is extremely self dependent woman..a truely hardworking,funny and kind human...She gotta shine and slay...All rounder in short...She cares for everyone,even about them who doesn't bother about her...Well,she is the nicest being
Such a amazing person srutimala is!
srutimala by Heyyoim November 23, 2021

stutimayee 

She's my mom n she's the best person hehe I didn't find any meaning so I write dis love u mom
Stutimayee is my inspiration
stutimayee by Jazzyy bitchh November 23, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026