stromot 

the complete opposite of marcago; not a chad, hates acu (what a disgrace), doesnt like motion blur apart from trackmania, pronounces leisure like “lÆsure” instead of the proper way of saying it, etc. hes british and likes using “your mom” as an insult. if he were to choose between lori and marcago, it would obviously be marcago since hes much more handsome

ayo stromot looking kinda HOT today
lori, stromot is MINE ok?

stromot by Marcago February 13, 2022

Scromote 

To take a large shit on one's face.

Ah dude, this guy was pissing me off hardcore, so I showed him how I scromote guys who piss me off!

Scromote by KONGMAN September 16, 2010

stromosexual 

A straight acting homosexual male

god, he's such a stromosexual

stromosexual by hazzamcgee. June 1, 2009

Stromatolite 

1)A widely distributed sedimentary structure consisting of laminated carbonate or silicate rocks, produced over geologic time by the trapping, binding, or precipitating of sediment by groups of microorganisms, primarily cyanobacteria.

2)TaQ's first official album, with such songs as the full version of Innocent Walls. Excellent CD worth buying if you come across it and are a fan of Hardcore Techno.

1)No example.
2)www.ongaq.com

Stromatolite by h0b0 September 24, 2004

stromo

A gay male that breaks the norms of society. Usually a typical stromo can't interior design, dance, or does not have limp wrists. Just a normal dude. Normally you cannot tell, at first glance, they are gay.
Opposite of a flamer

There are several reasons for stromos in todays society.

1) Gay males that just act like themselves, not influenced by sterotypes. (Such as Queer-eye)
2)A gay male who lives in an area of the country that is not accepting to the "homosexual Agenda" (usually midwest, south-east, and the "heartland")
See Closet Case

Girl1: Dayyumm that boy is scruffy, he is hawt!
Girl2: yeah, he's a stromo tho, thats his boyfriend over there

Dude1: So your gay?
Stromo: The gayest thing I do is have sex with men, beyond that im straight
Dude1: cool, wanna go get some PBR?
Stromo: fuck yeah!

stromo by Emmerich Aleksandr Barnhardt May 22, 2006

stromo

A scruffy, urban-dwelling homosexual hipster who passes for heterosexual.

I met a cute guy at a show the other night. He had tons of tattoos and a trucker hat and was sipping on some Pabst Blue Ribbon. I wanted to hook up with him but I soon found out that he's stromo -- he lives with his boyfriend Giovanni in Williamsburg.

stromo by kitkat September 8, 2003

Stroot 

A stroot is an object made by placing the roach end of a Zoot (Joint of cannabis) inside a staw firmly in order to make one solid device. The stroot therefore allows the smoking of weed without burning of the mouth from heat of Roach.

Dave and Joe placed there spliff inside a straw to make a fun stroot to smoke.

Stroot by Airbiscuit69 January 1, 2010