A beadwork ball-strap is a beaded leather strap that a guy wears around his sac-de noix to pull his nut-sack away from his body, thereby prolonging the time it takes to have a beadwork ball-stap-gasm.
Matt bought me a beadwork ball-strap and wants me to wear it sometimes so I don't cum too soon when he's fucking my asshole and rubbing my p-spot!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!