street muffin

-Noun

1. A hooker. Especially one with an age exceeding 60.

"That street muffin is a bit too ripe for me."

by KJ Smith July 3, 2008

Street Muffin

Hooker, Prostitute, Lady of the Night, Trollop, Whore...and the list goes on

"Check out that street muffin...I know I want to cover her in my butter >.>"

by grammar girl July 3, 2008

Main Street Muffin

When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually.

She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties.

by Uncle Tyler September 22, 2006

main street muffin

When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually

She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties

by Uncle Tyler September 21, 2008