Strawberry laces 

The act of a girl having her period during sex, thus making the pubic hairs on the vagina red and stuck together like strawberry laces. Then the male partner then sticks his tongue into the gooey warmth of vagina causing many groans from his partner.

SPLAT SPLOSH TRICKLE

James: oho! Strawberry laces? Nice...

Slurp. Splish.

Susan: oaaoohaaao YES YES YES!

Next morning

James: Susan gave me strawberry laces and she moaned like a wilder beast

Strawberry laces by Mansbestfriend June 23, 2013

Strawberry laced 

When somebody starts to swallow a strawberry lace then somebody takes it out of their mouth and eats it themselfs.

James:Did you hear about Sam he strawberry laced George

Daniel:that's gross

Strawberry laced by g9274 October 3, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016