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strawberry jelly

when a girl straddles your face and you commence to eat her out when she surprises you with a little squirt of menstrual fluid. You try to get her off of you but she's just too involved in riding your dome-piece that you are forced to lick the strawberry jelly off her brisket.
Jim: "Hey Mike; toast for breakfast?"
Mike: "No appetite, I got enough strawberry jelly last night."
Martin: "Eww"
Vince: "Yum"
Jay: "Let's find some bitches on the rag"
Ankeet: "I prefer a fine nutella spread"
strawberry jelly by Midship UC March 24, 2008
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Reverse Strawberry Jelly-Filled Doughnut 

The act of penetrating a menstruating girl in the pussy, getting blood on your dick, and then letting her blow you.
Them (to her): "HEY! You've got something on your face"

You: "Yea, I just gave her a reverse strawberry jelly-filled doughnut and you guys came over before we got a chance to clean up!"

Everyone: "I LOVE CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE TWOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Strawberry Jello 

Damn that bitch got some strawberry jello.

Strawberry Jello 

A friend who treats you better than your own blood aka family. Strawberry jello is thicker than blood.
My family did not visit me in the hospital once thank for being my strawberry jello.
Strawberry Jello by anonymous December 17, 2020
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