strap house

A filthy, run-down house filled with strappers. Plaster, spilled beer, stale cigarette smoke and asbestos abound as disreputable activities continue round-the-clock. A place where drunken, destructive assholes can congregate with like-minded strappers and drink until they spew, then continue drinking. A crack house - crack + acid + mushrooms + speed + DMT + shitty weed + heady nugs. The sort of place where you party real, real hard, with burn marks on everything and graffiti genitalia drawn all over the walls. A nasty ass basement to jam in. We've all heard some fantastic music played here. Percy used to chill here all the time. If Four Loko was a house, this would be it.

If you're lucky, your strap house has a huge abandoned Masonic temple next door.

We got really wasted on four loko the other night over at fuckin straptown and dropped acid at 3 AM on a weekday then we went in the temple and tripped over a dead hooker and bled to death on all the broken glass. Then we went back to the bonfire out back & took more acid. Fuckin strap house.

by Lester the Bum May 5, 2011

strip house

another term for strip club

My mother does not work at a strip house!

by wolfhaley123 September 26, 2021

straw bale house

Cheap houses that are strong and will last a lifetime. The 3 little pigs got it wrong. Also makes for great regents topics.

ps. haha to the kid who said "i live in a straw bale house"

by StanC February 5, 2009

horse strap

When a girl with large breasts wears a purse or shoulder bag and the strap separates her jugs making them look huge and well defined

Check out that chicks Horse Strap!

by Thomasjay99 September 16, 2015

scraphouse

slang term for the McDonalds restaurant chain. Any McDonalds, due to the poor quality of food and grease, can be considered a scraphouse.

see: McDonalds

Dude, im poor. all we can eat is scraphouse

by mike July 5, 2004

the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail

well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse

Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.

by thurgud the terrible June 4, 2004