Straightballin' 

When you're clean and sober and still owning life like a boss!

Instead of chasing belongings that junkie dogs have stolen in one's absence, you just replace them like "yeah cunt, have my hand me downs"

See how well she's doing since she got off the shit?! That bitch is straightballin'

They've just replaced all the stuff our junkie crumb asses stole from them like they don't give a fuck?! Those cunts are definitely straightballin' now

Straightballin' by Rex B. Mymind August 25, 2019

straightballin.tk

A straight ballin web site.

Man that site is straightballin.

straightballin.tk by Straightballin webmaster October 25, 2004

straight ballin

Livin day to day. Down today, up tomorrow. Spending ridiculous today, not worried about tomorrow. Whatever you ridin, you riding it hard. Wippin it hard. Going all out in a budget. Balling on a budget. Finding ways, using all resources to get money. Striving for a million stayin motivated. That's Str8 Ballin

I just got paid today, and I'm straight ballin

straight ballin by Still gettin money December 3, 2015

straight ballin

Financially secure.

To be in possession of a large fortune.

That nigga in that ferrari was straight ballin

straight ballin by FAH-Q May 13, 2005

straightboolin'

FHS

Yo we straightboolin'

straightboolin' by Boolin White Male August 22, 2018

Straightballs

A man who has gone from gay to straight.

Girl #1: Did you hear what Bennet said?
Girl #2: No what?
Girl #1: He started talking about how he wants to be in bed with Megan Fox!
Girl #2: What?! I thought he was gay!
Girl #1: Apparently he's straightballs.

Straightballs by Gays are friends not food October 4, 2009

Straightbaiting 

If there is a word "Queerbaiting" for the straights, there should also be one for the gays! Introducing, STRAIGHTBAITING. Where lesbians and gays reunite to bait straights to bring them terror they give for the gays when they bait us.

These are the straightbaiters' objective:

1. To bait the straights
2. Make them say their homophobic thoughts without them realizing that we are straightbaiters
3. Expose their discrimination and feed off their drained soul
And lastly, 4. Convert them to become HOMOSEXUALS

Louisse: Oh my God, I know. I'm so straight. (Little do they know that I'm straightbaiting them BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.)

Straightbaiting by jasontoddxoxoxo March 12, 2025