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Straightballin' 

When you're clean and sober and still owning life like a boss!

Instead of chasing belongings that junkie dogs have stolen in one's absence, you just replace them like "yeah cunt, have my hand me downs"
See how well she's doing since she got off the shit?! That bitch is straightballin'

They've just replaced all the stuff our junkie crumb asses stole from them like they don't give a fuck?! Those cunts are definitely straightballin' now
Straightballin' by Rex B. Mymind August 25, 2019
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straight ballin

Livin day to day. Down today, up tomorrow. Spending ridiculous today, not worried about tomorrow. Whatever you ridin, you riding it hard. Wippin it hard. Going all out in a budget. Balling on a budget. Finding ways, using all resources to get money. Striving for a million stayin motivated. That's Str8 Ballin
I just got paid today, and I'm straight ballin

straight ballin

Financially secure.

To be in possession of a large fortune.
That nigga in that ferrari was straight ballin
straight ballin by FAH-Q May 13, 2005

Straightballs

A man who has gone from gay to straight.
Girl #1: Did you hear what Bennet said?
Girl #2: No what?
Girl #1: He started talking about how he wants to be in bed with Megan Fox!
Girl #2: What?! I thought he was gay!
Girl #1: Apparently he's straightballs.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026