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STRAIGHT BALL 

Pull your pants down and navigate to the right ball.
the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.

Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.
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straight ballin

Livin day to day. Down today, up tomorrow. Spending ridiculous today, not worried about tomorrow. Whatever you ridin, you riding it hard. Wippin it hard. Going all out in a budget. Balling on a budget. Finding ways, using all resources to get money. Striving for a million stayin motivated. That's Str8 Ballin
I just got paid today, and I'm straight ballin

straight baller 

1. The state of mind of going all out, not worrying about anything. Will not stop acting and spending like the world will end tomorrow.

2. Taking black cars and limos in New York City and Miami.

3. The act of not taking any credit when going all out.
EX:

1. Wow, George and Jules are straight ballers by buying tickets and going to Miami Heat home game opener seconds before it starts, then dropping real dough at Mansion the Club.

2. By taking a limo from Manhattan to JFK, they showed true acts of straight ballers.

3. When they said, "no photos please" after a heroic act, the striaght ballers came out of them.

straight ballin

Financially secure.

To be in possession of a large fortune.
That nigga in that ferrari was straight ballin
straight ballin by FAH-Q May 13, 2005

Straight Baller 

Anything that is good, cool, or exciting. Straight baller can be used to describe a noun like a person or car, or it can be used to describe a situation. The more often that a single person uses this word, the more straight baller they become.
"Dude, check out that hot ass girl over there"
"Oh shit!! She's straight baller!!"
Straight Baller by Stevie Johnston September 12, 2007

straight up ballin' 

When you're ballin' and you don't care who knows it. Like Lil' Wayne.
Darcy is straight up ballin'.
straight up ballin' by alicevirginia December 10, 2009

get your balls straight 

Why would you want to get your balls straight
Me: Guys i swear i didnt eat the pie
My bro: Get your balls straight bro!
Me: what the fuck does that mean
get your balls straight by Fuck me:) February 21, 2023
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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