"Storming the Castle" is a sexual act in which the female fills her vaginal cavity with hot oil, the male rolls around first in egg yolks, then in bread crumbs, and then the male proceeds to insert his erect penis into the vagina, effectively deep frying his phallus.

Variations include "Storming the Palace," popular among aficionados of the anal variety, and "Storming One's Own Castle/Palace," growing in popularity among contortionists and cat people.

My cat, Meatball, likes watching me storming the castle by myself at night.

Storming the Castle by bdjgagarin June 15, 2011

Storming the Castle

Bursting through the door and taking a picture when a friend is hooking up with a questionable member of the opposite sex.

You should have seen the look on Kyle's face when we were Storming the Castle while he was hooking up with that fat chick.

Storming the Castle by ptizz July 25, 2009

Storming the Castle

Having forceful (yet consensual)relations with another.

He stormed my castle all night, and it was so good, I'm not walking right tomorrow!
She gave me the green light, I'll be storming the castle tonight...

Storming the Castle by StefaniaDarling June 23, 2015

have fun storming the castle

A.) A quote by Miracle Max in one of the greatest movies of the eighties, The Princess Bride.

B.) An awesome song by an awesome band (Bayside), off the album Shudder.

C.) Good luck with that; sarcastic optimism in a hopeless situation.

A.)
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie (his wife): "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."

B.)
"Wicked are the ones who dare to think outside the box!"

C.)
Person 1: "I gotta go to work."
Person 2: "Have fun storming the castle."

have fun storming the castle by hootertooter11 April 15, 2009

the peasants are storming the castle

a sudden urge to shit

After burrito-rama at the Mexican choke-and-puke, I felt the peasants storming the castle.

the peasants are storming the castle by mongo February 20, 2004

Fortinbras storming the castle

When you write a literature essay and you only watched the movie.

-So, what was your favourite scene in Hamlet?
-Oh, definitely Fortinbras storming the castle.

Fortinbras storming the castle by _Leopold_ March 9, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026