storchid

An orchid bought at a grocery store on Valentines day and thrown away once it's done blooming

My wife and I rescued a bloomed out storchid and gave it a new home

by dosewallips February 12, 2021

Storched

After a day of partying, you have at least one friend who may have just had too much fun with alcohol. As a good friend, you make sure that friend is taken care of.

If your friend does these three steps, in no particular order, then your friend has become storched.

You must have three parts to be storched: drunk to the point of forgetfulness; have a friend(s) physically get you to a safe place because you can no longer walk; and you must throw up. If all three parts align, you have officially been storched.

Last night I got storched!

by Amfsgoddess August 8, 2017

storched

overtired or overworked to the point of goofiness or uselessness.

I was so storched from working double-shifts that I drove my car across the company's front lawn.

by Quaker State Tapioca Rupture April 6, 2010