stonewallery

When a woman thinks she's heaps better than you and doesn't give up any time of day after getting in wrong bed by accident. Usually occurs in the vicinity of booze and hot blacks.

Smali: I have real problems. None of my friends are fisting chimps right now.
Joe: you think you got real problems? There's been stonewallery after getting a semi-decent lay last week.
Smali: damn, you're right. you're way worse off.

stonewallery by Sara Palin October 18, 2008

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stonewalled

When you have a one-night stand with a girl, then a week later, pass her on the street and she completely ignores you, despite promising that she would call you back.

Man, I got stonewalled by this chick at a party tonight

stonewalled by anonymous November 29, 2004

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Stonewalled

Verb: to stare blankly showing no emotion

He stared stonewalled at the crazy ass shit that happened before him

Stonewalled by Pieman1123 August 14, 2020

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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