stonewallery

When a woman thinks she's heaps better than you and doesn't give up any time of day after getting in wrong bed by accident. Usually occurs in the vicinity of booze and hot blacks.

Smali: I have real problems. None of my friends are fisting chimps right now.
Joe: you think you got real problems? There's been stonewallery after getting a semi-decent lay last week.
Smali: damn, you're right. you're way worse off.

stonewallery by Sara Palin October 18, 2008

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stonewalled

When you have a one-night stand with a girl, then a week later, pass her on the street and she completely ignores you, despite promising that she would call you back.

Man, I got stonewalled by this chick at a party tonight

stonewalled by anonymous November 29, 2004

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Stonewalled

Verb: to stare blankly showing no emotion

He stared stonewalled at the crazy ass shit that happened before him

Stonewalled by Pieman1123 August 14, 2020

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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