Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.
Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
by Pieman1123 June 03, 2018
Tom, is a guy who makes definitions of the name "Tom" on urban dictionary and describes in great detail how great Tom is. Tom does this to make himself feel better about how no girl has dated him, and how he is probably going to die a virgin.
by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018
by Pieman1123 August 14, 2020