Stoner Fuck

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Someone who gets stoned every day, without fail.

Also someone who is not affected by the weed, in any way at all.......mmmm - weeed.

"You smoke too much, stoner fuck."

"You're a stoner fuck. Weed does'nt affect you - does it?"

Stoner Fuck by Raghi May 4, 2006

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Fuck Yeah Stoner Kids

A totally rad blog on tumblr that promotes the smoking of marijuana for medical and recreational use. The owner has made it her goal to help break the stereotypes set by older generations about weed, and those who smoke. It often posts interesting and unique photos that everyone submits.

How do we clean this pipe?" "I don't know. Just go ask the girl from Fuck Yeah Stoner Kids.

Fuck Yeah Stoner Kids by Mary_Jayne January 20, 2011

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Stoner Fucks

A person who can't remember shit, because they are stoned as fuck a majority of the time.

Taco and Rosey are big ass Stoner Fucks.

Stoner Fucks by Cheese gradders September 25, 2008

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Stone cold fuck

When you charm the pants off a girl (literally)and during intercourse and ejaculation, you show no emotion and make no sounds. When finished, you immediately put your clothes on and leave without another word.

Purpose: Mess with a bitch's mind.

I met this girl was hot but a real bitch. I stone cold fucked her and hopefully I ruined her hopes in ever finding true love.

Stone cold fuck by rudeboyRZ January 21, 2009

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Fuck stone

Like a bed, someplace used to have sex on.

Quick to the fuck stone I am horney.

Fuck stone by Longshot Lee March 29, 2020

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fuck stone

Like a bed, a place to fuck or have sex on. Anywhere you have sex on something.

Quick to the fuck stone....to fuck. Let’s go to the fuck stone to have sex. Lay me down on the fuck stone and have your way with me.

fuck stone by Longshot Lee March 29, 2020

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Stone cold fuckery

Fucking with somebody with zero fucks given.

That is some stone cold fuckery!

Stone cold fuckery by BonesScrappy August 6, 2023

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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