stone soup 

This is what you make when a friend in your group who has no other friends and no one even likes asks you to hang out with them and you do so out of pity. However, he/she is only tolerable if everyone else in your group comes over at the same time so the person gets placed in the background. This is reminiscent of a children's story of the same name in which something inedible (stone soup) becomes tolerable if everyone chips in.

"Susan asked me to hang out with her on Friday night. Can you and Matt come over so I don't have to put up with her alone?"

"Yeah, we'll help you make some stone soup."

stone soup by rainbownights April 15, 2010

Stone Soup 

Gatis' favourite dish

Gatis always has stone soup

Stone Soup by DeBaggio October 30, 2007

Stone Soup 

The soup you assembled using leftovers and cary-out because you are high and you don't want to prepare and cook anything new.

I had stone soup last night and totally cleaned out the fridge.

Stone Soup by Xonikz July 19, 2018

Stone Soup Essay 

Noun. The product of having rewritten minor parts of an essay in order to submit it another time.

How long did it take you to write that paper?
It was easy, I just wrote a stone soup essay of last week's homework.

Stone Soup Essay by fdoyle57 September 13, 2011

Stone Souped 

To be deceived, tricked or outwitted.

Based on the 1947 book "stone soup" by Marcia Brown. A group of hungry soldiers outwit a group of greedy villagers and trick them into preparing a feast for them.

I gave that homeless man money and later saw him driving away in a better car than mine, I totally got stone souped!

Stone Souped by KittyQuickClaws July 24, 2017

Stone souping 

The act of a man passing a kidney stone through his urethra into a wet vagina. Inspired by the children’s book, Stone Soup, by Jon J Muth.

“Instead of going to the doctor Raymond stone souped his wife”
“I’m gonna go stone souping later, wanna join?”

Stone souping by Darkphantomx July 2, 2025

Stoner Soup 

Gourmet soup usually made by someone after smoking marijuana. Normally made by boiling a "cream of.." soup and putting a soup can of minute rice in it.

Cream of Mushroom + Rice = Stoner Soup

Stoner Soup by XXOVERMYHEADXX December 18, 2011