Skip to main content

storeperson 

A job posish. To qualify, the employ must speak a broken french slang dialect, be able to not do dats when your told you cantsaydat, or must have a form of narcolepsy. If you dogfuck enough or cause enough trouble, youll get a letter or youll be sent uptown. Storepeoples must like to eat pate chinois and green aero and of course, saputo and homard, and most importantly, must be able to document what they ate and how when asked "Whats for supper!?" by the sandbagger in shipping
I cant speak english OR french and I have only quatre finger. Dats okay because I never liff a finger in my vie! I should be a storeperson!
storeperson by Deborah Funston March 9, 2005
Related Words
a teacher that is a humongus douche bag and needs to die.

IF somebody does something really gay say hey you just pulled a stolper
hey dont go stolper on me.
stolper by Gay Dave December 15, 2003

Stolelection 

Is when the winner of a contest is quietly suppressed or ignored as those in higher authority or masses continue forward without the victors rightful acknowledgment.
Many people feel this was a stolelection eventhough she was defeated in the debate. Because of her celebrity status. The audience was much more interested in talking and taking photos with her. And the winner was left in solitude after the victory.
Stolelection by drocknroll February 25, 2021