A job posish. To qualify, the employ must speak a broken french slang dialect, be able to not do dats when your told you cantsaydat, or must have a form of narcolepsy. If you dogfuck enough or cause enough trouble, youll get a letter or youll be sent uptown. Storepeoples must like to eat pate chinois and green aero and of course, saputo and homard, and most importantly, must be able to document what they ate and how when asked "Whats for supper!?" by the sandbagger in shipping

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods