storeperson 

A job posish. To qualify, the employ must speak a broken french slang dialect, be able to not do dats when your told you cantsaydat, or must have a form of narcolepsy. If you dogfuck enough or cause enough trouble, youll get a letter or youll be sent uptown. Storepeoples must like to eat pate chinois and green aero and of course, saputo and homard, and most importantly, must be able to document what they ate and how when asked "Whats for supper!?" by the sandbagger in shipping

I cant speak english OR french and I have only quatre finger. Dats okay because I never liff a finger in my vie! I should be a storeperson!

storeperson by Deborah Funston March 9, 2005

stereoperson 

stereoperson is the type of person you want as a friend, a life long friend, they are the best person to talk to and to listen to, they’re nice, respectful, and an overall amazing person:)

hey dude, i wish i had a bff like yours
idk man, maybe next time become friends with a person like stereoperson

stereoperson by mystiksp1ral July 8, 2021

somepersononlinelol 

a very very very good mutual that is so cool and is very nice and deserves the world

did you see somepersononlinelol’s new video? theyre super cool and creative!

somepersononlinelol by somefruityperson July 25, 2021