stoker syndrome
stoker syndrome by reno April 20, 2005
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chronic stoner syndrome
Also known as CSS, and if left untreated by daily doses of marjiuana, attention span decreases, will power decreases, forgetfulness increases, lack of self control increases, and general reality is skewed.
"Hey Steve remember that $10 from the party last night?"
"Nah man my CSS kicked in, let me fire up a bowl real quick, and I'll remember the exact ammount I do owe you"
"Damn Steve, you should definitely cure that Chronic Stoner Syndrome"
"Nah man my CSS kicked in, let me fire up a bowl real quick, and I'll remember the exact ammount I do owe you"
"Damn Steve, you should definitely cure that Chronic Stoner Syndrome"
chronic stoner syndrome by Dr.Chronic May 12, 2008
Middle Stoner Syndrome
While smoking marijuana in groups of three or more individuals, sitting in the center of the rotation and suffering from the inability to recall the direction of which one should pass the pipe (blunt, joint, etc.) is referred to as Middle Stoner Syndrome.
Joe: "Who passed this to me?"
Ben: "I did, it goes to Rick. I've told you three times now."
Joe: "Sorry, man, my Middle Stoner Syndrome is flaring up."
Ben: "I did, it goes to Rick. I've told you three times now."
Joe: "Sorry, man, my Middle Stoner Syndrome is flaring up."
Middle Stoner Syndrome by D'Kevin February 10, 2012
Stoner Syndrome
When a stoner consistently looses and/or misplaces things, becomes forgetful, laughs at stupid things, and/or asks stupid questions.
"dude. i lost my keys, my phone, my wallet, &even my left shoe today! what is going on with me?
Bro, sounds like you've got stoner syndrome..
Bro, sounds like you've got stoner syndrome..
Stoner Syndrome by thnksfrnthng October 4, 2010
Palmer Elmer Stover Syndrome
A syndrome brought on by eating dime store confections.
Symptoms can include fast heart rate and blood pressure drops often referred to as "sugar rush", a waxy build up on the upper teeth and tongue, and a compulsive feeling that an important and toxic ingredient has been left off of the nutritional information label. Many educatiors of young children present with this syndrome during mid February. It is speculated that the cause may be in connection with being exposed to celebratory dime store confections around Valentine's Day.
Symptoms can include fast heart rate and blood pressure drops often referred to as "sugar rush", a waxy build up on the upper teeth and tongue, and a compulsive feeling that an important and toxic ingredient has been left off of the nutritional information label. Many educatiors of young children present with this syndrome during mid February. It is speculated that the cause may be in connection with being exposed to celebratory dime store confections around Valentine's Day.
My kindergarden students brought me so many candy gifts this Valentines Day that now I'm suffering from Palmer Elmer Stover Syndrome.
Palmer Elmer Stover Syndrome by debradebbiedeb April 10, 2012
Stoner's Brain Syndrome
When a stoner, particularly someone who smokes marijuana a lot or used to, can't remember what is being conversed about. They instantly forget many things.
"so i kissed him."
"really? when?"
"yesterday."
"did you kiss him?"
"..yes?"
"sorry. i have stoner's brain syndrome.
"really? when?"
"yesterday."
"did you kiss him?"
"..yes?"
"sorry. i have stoner's brain syndrome.
Stoner's Brain Syndrome by kpillow. August 21, 2010
Smoker's Window Syndrome
1. The effect that a slightly open car window (2 to 4 inches) has on the probability one will take up the habit of smoking.
2. The fact that 98% of people utilizing partially-opened windows smoke.
3. The long trail of cigarette ash originating from the front-top of the window leading down and behind the starting point.
2. The fact that 98% of people utilizing partially-opened windows smoke.
3. The long trail of cigarette ash originating from the front-top of the window leading down and behind the starting point.
Bob: "It's a bit stuffy in here. Let me open the window a bit."
Frank: "No no no, Bob! Either put the window all the way down or leave it up! You know Smoker's Window Syndrome will set in and you'll run to buy a pack!"
Frank: "No no no, Bob! Either put the window all the way down or leave it up! You know Smoker's Window Syndrome will set in and you'll run to buy a pack!"
Smoker's Window Syndrome by Nuxodom November 22, 2009