stockboy 

The boy you uncontrollably have the hots for so much, you will stop at nothing to make him yours.

Hessa: Look at that boy shopping for toothbrushes. He's a hottie.
Chessa: You should murder sheep in their sleep and make him your stockboy.

stockboy by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

stockboy 

A stoner that is also a fuckboy and will hook you up with all the drugs you need as well as being a cheating flirt

Oh look that poor girl is dating a stockboy

stockboy by germanpeppapig March 18, 2019

Sockboy 

Sockboy is a name given to an individual who's intellect is lacking, in the same way that 18 cans is a six pack short of a carton. A sockboy is believed to have been created from the mixing of a discarded tub of yogurt containing the lactobacillus bacteria and the semen contained in an old football sock used by an individual for the purpose of hiding stains on the bed sheets from his overbearing mother. The two ingredients came together in a rubbish bin alongside a football oval and after a suitable gestation period, through the warmer summer months, the Sockboy emerged. Sockboy's have a particular penchant for lego, are highly allergic to wool so only ever wear nylon socks and are avid users of Spokey-Dokes on their pushbikes. They can be affectionately refered to as Socky.

Good morning Sockboy.
Wow, they are some very nice pink nylon socks you have on there Socky.

Sockboy by Kung Of The Duckheads March 2, 2019

Stickboy Magic 

Someone who is white and can make rediculous clutch basketball shots (only 3s) that would be unshootable/unmakable by anyone else, or someone who is just an incredible shooter from behind the 3 point line. This name can also be applied to any sport in which a ball must make it into a circular goal through the air.

DAMNIT! STICKBOY MAGIC MADE ANOTHER HALFCOURT SWISH TO WIN THE GAME!

Stickboy Magic by Stickboy OG February 5, 2010

Sockboy 

Politically correct way of implying some sort of retardation,

Lights are on but nobody is home.
Not the full bottle.
Sockboy, not the full pair.

The sockboy needs to shut up, and put his gimp mask back on.

Sockboy by Barry McKenzie August 29, 2018

Sockboy 

SOCK BOY: (Canada's hopefully soon to be FORMER Prime Minister Justin TURDeau leader of the LIEberal party is well known for his sock collection and for being a dumb, arrogant, privileged and entitled piece of human excrement who loves to dress up in skirts, kilts, and wear Brown/Blackface makeup. No one is entirely sure who his dad is, and it is entirely possible he was just conceived when mama masturbated with a jizz covered sock, and this is why SOCKBOY loves socks so much.

Whereas anyone else found guilty of wearing Blackface multiple times would be FORCED to RESIGN from political life, SOCKBOY gets a pass as everyone knows just how dumb he really is. I mean the guy failed his Grade 6 Teacher's Math Test twice and can't answer the most basic of questions without Gerald Butts helping him.

SOCKBOY also has bribed the media with $600 million of taxpayer dollars so they will say nice things about him.

God I hate Justin SOCKBOY Trudeau. Do you think that the CEO of Tim Horton's would still have a job, or the CEO of Canadian Tire, or any other major company if they were caught wearing Brownface and Blackface makeup all the time? Hell no! But somehow SOCKBOY Trudeau gets a pass. Guess that $600 million media hush fund so they will only say nice things about him is working.

Sockboy by DickHardwood67 October 3, 2019

Sockboy 

SOCKBOY: (1) Canada's hopefully soon to be FORMER Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

(2) Canada's Federal leader of the LIEberal party who is well known for his sock collection and for wearing Brownface and Blackface makeup on numerous occasions.

(3). A drama queen who has no concept of reality, thinks budgets will balance themselves, and is a lying, corrupt, rich, entitled, spoiled brat.

(4) A fake Feminist, and a self-professed anti-racist who is of course as racist as they come, or who wants to be Black themselves sooooo much that they will dress up in Blackface Makeup, Wigs, and stuff their pants to look like they possess a BBC.

Oh man I really hope Sockboy Trudeau loses the Federal Election on October 21, 2019. I just can't believe that so many Canadians are willing to just give Sockboy a pass for being such a lying, corrupt, Blackface wearing piece of human excrement. Anyone else would have been fired or forced to resign for doing what Sockboy has done, but I guess there are 600 million reasons for the media to forgive Sockboy for his antics. God I hate Sockboy.

Sockboy by DickHardwood67 October 3, 2019