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Stinky Winky 

The proper terminology for a man's mighty meat hammer post-penetration
Man A: Yo did you hear that John got his Winky Stinky?
Man B: Yo, that's crazy he got a stinky winky now.
Stinky Winky by SgT Shitpost March 1, 2019
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stinky winky 

pn. Lani
adj. an endearing term to describe one smelling funny without the smell
come here stinky winky!
you're so stinky winky.
stinky winky by HAL LUL May 28, 2008

Stinky Winky 

The situation of having a smelly penis. for any reason possible, the male ends up with a unpleasent aroma on his penis and therefore has a "stinky winky"
Guy# 1: dude, i fucked this one chick in the ass, she forgot to wipe.

Guy# 2: o man, you got owned, you and your stinky winky

Guy# 1: so, at least it wasnt as bad as when i did your mom, that shit needs some raid

Guy# 2: well im not the one going around getting my pecker all raunchy, so stfu
Stinky Winky by john faber January 8, 2007

Stinky winky 

Girl 0.5: I forgot the book
Girl 1: your such a stinky winky
Stinky winky by 298374757392928374 September 30, 2023

Winky Stinky 

Verb: The act of getting your dick wet.
Some dude: Bro I just got my winky stinky!
Other dude: Dude bro, who'd you get your winky stinky with?
Dude 1: Your sister bro!
Winky Stinky by SgT Shitpost March 1, 2019

Stinky winker 

Stinky winker another name for your asshole
Betty wipped down her pants, spread her cheeks and displayed her stinky winker to the onlooking crowd.
Stinky winker by Halc November 18, 2007

stinky winker 

Something that smells terrible but is too cute to stay away from
Scared spectator: Your dog has explosive diarrhea!!!

Owner: Yeah he's such a stinky winker!
stinky winker by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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