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stinky sanchez 

The performer takes a finger and inserts it into their buttcrack until a healthy brown smudge is harvested. An unsuspecting victim is then carefully and quietly approached, and at the right moment the dirty digit is rubbed/smeared on the victim, in the thin space above their upper lip and below their nostrils.
The result, a brown and smelly temporary moustache, is known as the "stinky sanchez." Alternative titles include the "dirty hitler," "brown rollie" and "tom selleck."
For extra points, perform it on a sleeping victim.
My roommate Tom fell asleep on the couch, and i gave him a dirty sanchez. He woke up and walked around the house with it for a while before he looked in the mirror and started shouting.
stinky sanchez by coochietodd June 18, 2004

stinky sanchez 

to rub a selected finger all over your ass region the apply "stinky sanchez" on a un suspected persons beer or beverage. also known ass a dirty sanchez
f#$k that guy man, im gana give him a stinky sanchez when hes not lookin'.
stinky sanchez by stoph December 6, 2003

STINKY SANCHEZ 

a true stinky sanchez is just this. please excuse any racial undertones, but this is how i learned it. when a mexican or latino male can't grow the thin whispy mustache that his amigos can so he insers his finger in his butthole till he gets a chocolate chip on the end of said finger and then proceeds to paint a mustache on his upper lip.
dude that fuckin beaner has the worst stinky sanchez.
STINKY SANCHEZ by vague1 April 14, 2005

Sticky Sanchez 

during sex the guy partner unloads onto the girl partner's pubes and then rubs his pube's on her's therefore sticking them together.
"Oh baby, let me give u a Sticky Sanchez"
Sticky Sanchez by Matt Thimas April 12, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026