When a man wearing the inside of his deceased grandmother's vagina as a hat fingerfucks Goofy Shithole's half-cousin's pet turtle. He then sucks off the turtle and cooks him in Cheeto dust to make a Big stinky. The man then castrates himself with a boxcutter and places the nutsack into the pan, therefore creating a Big stinky nutsack.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'