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An EXTREMELY smelly bowel movement.

Pewey louie that was a stinkin lincoln!

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stinkin lincoln

A Stinkin' Lincoln is a sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex and withdraws his feces covered penis, with which he draws a beard on his partner's face.
Bonus points for a top hat.

"I gave Betty a stinkin lincoln last night instead of going to ford theater."

stinkin lincoln by J.W. Booth February 14, 2008

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To rub a dollar bill between your nasty smelly ass-cheeks, then leave it someplace obvious, and wait for someone to pick it up.

Dude, we did the stinkin lincoln at the mall, and some soccer-mom took the bait.

I 'rescued' her with a wet-nap, and tapped that milf-ass.

stinkin lincoln by Arkloyd October 16, 2008

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Stinkin' Lincoln

When you put a roll of pennies up someone's ass.

I had a hard time cashing in my roll of pennies after I gave my girlfriend a Stinkin' Lincoln

Stinkin' Lincoln by Drew80 August 8, 2006

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During a 69 position, the man on top takes a dump on the partner's face and then places a five dollar bill on top of the steaming pile. (Also known as a dirty tip)

After we left Taco Bell, Shelly and I decided to 69 in her grandparents RV. After the A/C went out, I felt the need for a hot stinkin' lincoln.

Stinkin' Lincoln by asbmatt September 26, 2009

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When you’re hitting it in the b-hole from behind, then pull out and finish on the back of their head and yell “sic semper tyrannus.”

This girl didn’t appreciate it when I gave her the ole stinkin’ Lincoln, then jumped off the bed and broke my leg trying to get away.

Stinkin’ Lincoln by HowdyHauler May 6, 2026

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In the tradition of the dirty sanchez, when banging your woman from behind, just as your about to blow it, scoop some poop from her chute and smear it from ear to ear, so she looks like Abe, then as she tries to scramble away in disgust, "shoot" her in the back of the head a la John Wilkes Booth, with your DNA pudding.

My new lady friend didn't enjoy The Stinkin Lincoln i pulled on her last night.

The Stinkin Lincoln by The Poops September 9, 2005

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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